help im dating a moron who is trying out for northlane


if u dont like long distance relationships thats cool. but u have to be a huge piece of shit to tell someone that their love isnt real and the relationship is fake

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I had a really fucking awful panic attack at uni tonight and I went home and ate like an entire loaf of bread and yeah tonight has not been fun tbh


cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

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Superheaven @ Webster Hall by maclynbeanphotography on Flickr.


shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

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i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

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as a skinny person, you are catered to and you don’t even realize it. did you ask for that? no and i understand that. but you will never cry your eyes out in a dressing room because even the largest size doesn’t fit. you will never deal with rejection from a guy solely because of your weight. you are socially accepted.

is any kind of body shaming disgusting? yes. but please don’t act like you’d rather be fat. 

i feel this but i also dont feel this at the same time

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I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

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are there any laws pertaining to the moon


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