What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
help im dating a moron who is trying out for northlane
if u dont like long distance relationships thats cool. but u have to be a huge piece of shit to tell someone that their love isnt real and the relationship is fake
I had a really fucking awful panic attack at uni tonight and I went home and ate like an entire loaf of bread and yeah tonight has not been fun tbh
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with