willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

(via tone-bone)

ammeb:

New black lace harness bra that I fixed up! This is the first time I’ve tried this caged design and I really like it. What do you think? 💀

help im dating a moron who is trying out for northlane

landorus:

if u dont like long distance relationships thats cool. but u have to be a huge piece of shit to tell someone that their love isnt real and the relationship is fake

(Source: hentaisavedmylife, via humorking)

I had a really fucking awful panic attack at uni tonight and I went home and ate like an entire loaf of bread and yeah tonight has not been fun tbh

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

(via falteredandfallen)

w3ndyclear:

Superheaven @ Webster Hall by maclynbeanphotography on Flickr.

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

(via falteredandfallen)

supjerbear:

i need to get something off my chest

*takes off my nipple*

(Source: wurnbo, via humorking)